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( I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.
[genderfluid,he/her/they; 20 ; pansexual] )

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08/23/2014 02:41:11

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via doughking)

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08/23/2014 02:40:24

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

(via ladysithis)

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08/23/2014 02:37:07

lorpy:

trans women defending themselves against twerfs

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via captoring)

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08/23/2014 02:36:47

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

(via ladysithis)

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08/23/2014 02:35:50

erenjaegrrr:

squided:

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

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(via captoring)

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08/23/2014 01:21:29

tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

(via birdsan)

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08/23/2014 01:18:03

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via oteresk)

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08/23/2014 01:15:49

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

(via ladysithis)

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08/23/2014 01:15:20

roboboners:

"im not really into homestuck anymore"

mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too

(via chibicrydoll)

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08/22/2014 16:11:17

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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(via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)

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08/22/2014 16:09:08

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

(Source: goldenclitoris, via m00se-nuggets)

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08/22/2014 15:56:41

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

(via banananabel)

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08/22/2014 15:56:12

comfemgem:

aphmoldova:

i’m seeing a lot of “being gay/trans/a poc doesn’t make u better than a straight/cis/white person” but i never see any “being straight/cis/white doesn’t make u better than a gay/trans/poc” posts :////

i wonder why

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(Source: aphmoldova, via comickit)

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08/22/2014 15:52:48

sswincestiel:

journeyintohiddlestiel:

giraffe-in-the-tardis:

percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

The Hunter games

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Catching Fires

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It’s apparently genetic

(via piertotum-locomottor)

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08/22/2014 15:51:58

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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Update:

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(via piertotum-locomottor)

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